[PART 1] [4:08pm, 4/20/2014]
Early February lastyear. I met Adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to
another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E-dating.
Some weeks later, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me
in lagos if only I can send T.fare.
Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC. I was so happy that I started day dreaming how
the visitation will look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc.
On the 14th of april, I sent 10k into her account as T-fare. She called me to tell me she got the money. Soon the traveling preparation began. The D-day came, I have cleaned up my room, bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of CD. When she dropped at Akure garage, I told her to pick a bus to
my house address which she did, she got to my house at around 5pm.
I ushered her in, gave her soft drinks and we started chating. It was thesame bimpe I was chatting with now live before me. Wen it was 6pm, she shocked me by telling me she
has a cousin here in Akure and that’s where she will be staying throughout her 3days of stay and that I should visit her at her cousin’s place the following
day. I was so sad but I didn’t show it, I faked a smile and walk her off to take a bike; “sey na like dis my 10k go
waste?” I thought to myself.
The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I lied that I was sick with the mindset that she will come to my
place instead. But na lie,all she could do was to call me and ask after my health.
That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just wondering how silly I am. i just put my fone in silence and forcefully slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I picked my fone and I saw a text from Adebimpe. Which says”baby u knw I will be leaving today, wat
time should I come to visit u so as to get my return T-fare”?. Chai!, I exclaimed as I mumbled within me; “naso my 10k jst waka”.
[PART 2] [7:00am, 4/21/2014]
Just while I was wondering about my stupidity, my memory started flashing back to how we started……….
After sending her a friend request on facebook which she accepted. We chat about school stuffs and life in
general. As time goes on, we were so fond of each other that we confided in each other. She told me about her relationship that just ended with Mike due to emotional and physical imbalances. She told me how mike didn’t love her, how he violently and continuously demanded for sex, how he always demand for anal sex which she always reject not until one day when mike drugged her drink and she was
unconscious while mike had his way through her bombom. I felt so sorry for her that I always keep her
company while we chat. We do exchange pictures, voicenotes and videos. The feelings was developing
gradually until the day I asked her out…
It took her up to 2weeks to give a yes answer, after giving me a yes, we started the E-dating proper.
Its was fun all through because we chat almost every minute, I will always call her time to time which a-times she
don’t reciprocate but I never mind. As at march, our intimacy grew to the extent that we engage in dirty chats. Chaii!, Adebimpe is a guru at it.
She will always tell me about her sexcapades with her ex, how she gives him Mouth Gig and swallows the
cum. How they do exhibit various styles while having sex. Infact, every
nite, I do make sure my fone is charged so as to enjoy each nite moment of sexchat. After the chat, she
will call me in the midnite for phonesex. One nite during our normal
chat, we were like
Bimpe: baby, I’m getting wet so
much dis days, each time I feel like having you in me.
Me: the feelings are mutual baby, same thing here.
Bimpe: pls can u do me an urgent favour?
Me: what favour is that dear?
Bimpe:. Pls send pics of your erected dick to me.
Me: suprised. Waoo!, but on one condition.
Bimpe:. What’s the condition?
Me: u will send ur own nudes to me too.
Bimpe: Don’t worry dear, just be patient till we meet, I will give you a surprise package you will always
remember for the rest of your life.
Me:, really?, tell me about it.
Bimpe:. You know what?. I will suck you while you will cum 3 times in my mouth and I will swallow. I will give u the best doggie u ever experience and
atleast 30 out of my 56 sex positions
Me: Chai! my dick responded to the signal I can’t wait for that dear.
The chat ended with a nice phonesex which I helped myself with a lotion, rubbed on my dick and fondled till I cummed. As I stepped dwn, I dozed off and I had this nasty dream of me and adebimpe…………….
I woke up from my nightmare and began to wonder what actually happened. I began to compare
the bimpe who is always nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together with the bimbe who
barely spend 1 hour with me only to tell me she is going to stay over at her cousin’s place whom she didn’t tell me about earlier. while I was still imagining. My phone rang and I tried checking who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick the calls cos I was so mad at myself, considering the 3bottles of alomo I have bought, the preparations and the likes. I decided ignoring her calls. I decided to open my opera mini and browse my facebook to while away time. As the facebook homepage opened, on the username column, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I saw 8 dotted stars
just as normal password code. Immediately I got a flash back that when she came to my house on day
1, she asked for my fone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I remembered she logged out before returning the fone to me. So as I was wondering what could have happened, I then recollect that a notification that says“do you want
opera to keep your password for this page?”Usually comes up, then I
assumed she must have selected YES.
I gladly logged into her account and browse through her messages.
To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat she did to me with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy on her message named “swordman”. The guy also lives in akure
according to their chats. She also told the guy that she wish to come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he didn’t have money to finance
the transport of which bimpe replied “don’t worry, I will sort myself out”. On seeing this, my head rang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. “So I don turn maga?” I told myself. I took my time to
read through all their conversations and I discovered that she exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to
the extreme, and they were also dating. It was then I got the true image that bimpe is actually with another
guy whom she said its a cousin. But again I thought of it that she invited me to come there yesterday, can she be with another guy and still invite me?
I called bimpe and told her that I want to visit her at her cousin’s place and that she should give me the address. She replied me saying,“I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and my cousin had a serious misunderstanding yesterday nite and till this morning,we haven’t spoken to eachother; so its not advisable for you to come”. I said ok and then hanged up. I said to my self,chaiiii!!onihaxy, you be first
class maga. Just as I was imagining my“mumurity”, I don’t know either to trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through my mind, then a text
message came in from bimpe which says” baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gan-gaun!, my head sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will
shout on her, I was reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know what to do next, I was
just restless. Walking up and down my room. About 30mins later, I heard the sound“ko-ko-ko”on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and
a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe. I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it, she dropped her luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss on my lips. Before I knew what was happening, I had forgotten about my rehearsals.
[PART 3] [9:10am]
Just after about 2mins of her kissing me, she stopped and went straight to my kitchen, as she was going, she
said,“baby, I don’t want to travel with empty stomach so as not to collapse in the bus”. Chai, wetin I go do?.
The rehearsals are gone, the boldness to frown at her is gone, I don’t even know if I should confront her about her facebook messages, what if I do, what will be her reaction?. A lot of thoughts was just running through my mind.
She located my noodles carton and started cooking while we started our conversation.
Me: bimpe, what went wrong between you and your cousin?
Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I told him that I’m returning today and that he should give me money but he refused saying he doesn’t have money.
Me:[(thinking in my mind) “so this girl is expecting me to pay her return fare again?”]. Really?, why will he do that to his kid sister?
Bimpe:. He said I should wait till wednesday but I insist that I’m returning today which is sunday
Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend him before now?
Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative. If not that I mistakenly spoke with him about coming to akure to see someone and dat Is you,he insisted
that I must come to his place, in fact, he called my mum that I am coming to his place so there is nothing I can do about it than to lodge at his place.
Me: eeyah!. That’s family bond. Family will always want to be together. But wait, which area in this akure is he living?
Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.
Me : [then I remembered the address I saw in her facebook chat was exactly ijoka,Sunday bustop to be
precise]. Baby, that is just 40mins journey from here ooo. Won’t I get to meet my in-law facially?
Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms, infact I insulted him this morning and left there with anger, so its not ideal for now. Maybe during my next visit,ok?
Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should leave around 12pm so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep for me. Won’t you buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?
Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very wicked and a bad person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this [ I have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, prostitute and a scammer]
Bimpe: shocked, she came closer, placed hand on my head, took it down to my chest and planted a kiss on my fore-head; then she asked “what’s my offence my husband”
Me: [****with this little kiss and the soft touch from her palms plus the seductive way she used the tip of
her bosom to rub my back, my brain was formatted again****] bimpe, I was sick since yesterday, u can’t even ask about my health, all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfair ooooo.
[dats all I could utter, I don’t know what sealed my mouth***].
Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed my head with her hands, pressed her bosoms on me harder
and said“I’m sorry baby”. I still wear a frown face wondering why I lost the courage to confront and rebuke her.
She noticed this and kissed me passionately this time. Its was romantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing, my hand located her shirt button, I was about to loose it and she said“stop! stop!! stop!!!”, the indomie should be burning by now, I need to go and check it. She stood up from my laps and went to the kitchen leaving me standing (my dick already erected). I said to myself again…Chaii onihaxy, u must be the
greatest fool of the first order………………………..
Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing my erection, she called me from the kitchen to join her in eating the noodles. I went to meet her in the kitchen. After downing the noodles, I went back to sit on the bed while she sat at the other edge.
BIMPE: baby, I will miss you, if not for my cousin, I would have lodged at your place.
ME: its no problem.
BIMPE: hope you will also give me something to give my friends at school because they will be expecting.
ME: ok, dat reminds me. Now that your cousin refuse to give you money, how will you get to PHC?
BIMPE: oh baby, I know you won’t watch me been stranded in akure. After my cousin, u are the only person I have here, Pls help me.
ME: but today is sunday and banks dont open, how do we do it?
BIMPE: [****she suddenly wore a sad face and started shedding tears****] pls onihaxy,I beg of you, pls use your ATM and help me, I have a test of 4unit
course tomorrow morning please.[****** she continued with the sad face****]
ME: instantly, I felt pity for her, I felt her pain, I thought of her test. I just don’t know where the MR nice guy in me came from. I replied her that“don’t
worry, I will try and get something from the ATM. Bimpe was so happy that she kissed me again, this time it was more romantic and passionate. I located
her shirt button again. This time, she didn’t resist, I press on to her bra,
dipped my hand into it, located her nipples, I was squeezing and pressing her boobs. I traced my hands down to
her abdomen, still doing the kissing. Just as I was about unzipping her trouser, she said“STOP!”, I refused but
she removed her mouth and shifted a bit.
BIMPE: baby, don’t you think its too early for us to have sex?. We are going to get married and enjoy ourselves till eternity, why should we rush?. And
besides, this is our first date dear. Pls!
[******she wore this innocent girl look*******]. I just wore a straight face and refuse to say anything. She noticed that I am unhappy. So she came closer
again and kissed me. She started rubbing my chest with her soft palm, I
was happy thinking she is ready to play. Just as I was about pressing her bosoms, she held my hand and said,“baby, pls hurry to the bank because of time, I will surprise you when you are back. Immediately I
heard the word surprise, I suddenly smiled and became restless. I dashed into my wardrobe, picked up a
shirt, picked my ATM card and as I was about stepping out of the room, her phone rang.
[PART 4] [09:50am]
She picked. Though I
couldn’t hear the caller’s voice clearly but bimpe was responding“ok, alright, ok, ok”on the phone and then afterwards, she dropped the call. Before I could say anything, bimpe said“that is my roomate at school. She is asking me the time I will get to PHC”. I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my house
for like 10minutes thinking all sort of things “Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right about having a cousin?. After all, she will give me sex as a
surprise before leaving so I will actually taste her?. But should I tell her about what I saw on facebook?,but what if she asked me how I get to know her account details?, but if I don’t give her the money, how will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till tomorrow so as to enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is having a 4 unit test tomorrow. And
bimpe is beautiful ooooo!, I think I like her naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu for her”************. The thoughts were just coming in and overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a point, I just made up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage. After all, I can’t pay more than 5k if I had invited a girl for home service. So let me just zero my mind that I am paying only for the surprised sex and I will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her earlier. I stopped thinking and quickly I stopped a bike. Bike man, take me to alagbaka. He said“bros na 150naira oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass fiwasaye girls college and finally dropped me in front of first bank opposite captain cook at alagbaka junction. On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was so much, so I decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank. The
queue isn’t that much. I am the 12th person on the queue. I was so anxious to withdraw the money and go back home to meet my surprise package, in fact, I insulted anyone who stayed longer on the machine. When there were about 6 people in front of me, something just struck me that I should go to facebook and check her recent chats. This time, I got the greatest shock of my life on what I saw as I opened her message. She started a chat with swordman 5minutes ago
SWORDMAN: baby, hi
BIMPE: sweetie, I’m fine. I so much enjoyed the way you make love to me. It was the best I ever had.
Chaiii!, again? I shouted uncontrollably drawing attention of everybody on the queue. Immediately I cautioned myself.
I developed headache instantly. I scrolled up to read again incase I didn’t get it very well, I continued reading.
SWORD: Same thing here, I so much miss ur orals. Infact, if not for the test you said you want to write tomorrow, I won’t have let you go today.
BIMPE: baby don’t worry, I will be back after the semester break. I can’t wait to feel you again.
SWORD: that’s my baby. How far with the place you said you are going for your T-fare, I mean your daddy’s friend you talked about?.
BIMPE: I’m there already, but he went out to bank to withdraw money for me.
SWORD: why not come here for a quickie plssssss!
BIMPE: time has gone and he will be back soon.
SWORD: baby pls it won’t be long, I promise it won’t exceed 10mins
BIMPE:. Are u sure?
SWORD: I promise
BIMPE: ok dear, set the stage, don’t let me meet you with clothes on and make sure its a hot ride. I will be there in a jiffy.
SWORD: ok dear, I will be waiting.
Chai!!, I shouted again and this time they asked me what’s wrong but I couldn’t say anything. I stepped out of the bank. And was wondering if I am
not day-dreaming. Just as I was thinking of what next to do. My phone beeped and its a message from bimpe “baby, pls I left my school ID card at my
cousins place, I am on way to get it. I will be back in 20mins time pls”.
I don’t know when I started crying. I was crying like a baby on the express. I said to myself.“This time, Onihaxy, u must teach this bastard a lesson she will never forget in her life.
[PART 5] [10:45AM]
just as i was standing infront of the bank and crying like someone who lost his dick, my fone rang. I looked at the screen and it was Segun. I do call him“sege the guru” because he is an ICT engineer and also into networking.
SEGE: ogbeni how far? Ur number no dey go since yesterday.
Me: sege how far?
SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do ur voice, u no dey sound normal guy
ME: I have been duped by a woman i love so much.
SEGE: say wetin, abeg pick a bike dey come oba-ile right now. I stoppd a bike going to oba-ile where segun lives. After 8mins. am at segun’s room
Me: (knocked on Segun’s door)
SEGE: who be that?, come in.
I entered, sat down, then without wasting time, I summarized the whole episode to sege in 3minutes.
SEGE:“were ni e o!”omo porta ti lo agbari fun e. Ode ni e. (It means: u are a lunatic, a portharcourt babe has played a brain on u, u are a fool.)
ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and get assets front and back. I just so much love her
SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the“baddest maga ever liveth”
ME: thank u. Wetin i go come do now segun?
SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part or the whole of that 10k from her, u go still straff her free for the next 2days and u go discharge her without giving her a kobo
Me: is that possible?, how i go take do am? Just immediately, a message came in from adebimpe saying “baby, i’m on my way back”. I showed it to sege. He laughed and said to me.“ogbeni, if u fall
again this time, then u don break world maga record”. He opened a bulk sms application on his phone, drafted
an Access bank debit alert of 25k and sent it to my line.
Me: what should i do with it?
SEGE: Show it to her wen u reach home, tell her say ATM debit the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the money no come out of the machine, so u dey go the bank tomorrow to complain. But if she no fit wait, tell her say u get person wey u fit collect the money from
and then call me make i show. We go dey write d script on whatsapp as u dey go. But make sure u clear the whatsapp chats after ooo?.
I dashed out of segun’s house and went home straight, on getting home, i met
adebimpe sitting on the bed restless. As i entered, she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what happend?
Me: ** i brought out my fone and showed her the alert and then acted the drama as directed by segun***
bimpe wore a sad face
BIMPE: What do we do now? This is
11:08am and I must get to PHC today.
ME: ok relax, let me call a friend to borrow me 20k to give you, I will sort him when u are gone. I picked up my phone and called segun to come.
Bimpe hugged and kissed me again and said “u are a darling”. I asked of the surprise she promised earlier,
she said i should wait till my friend leaves so that no one will disturb. I replied“ok”.Segun arrived at about 10mins later.
ME: sege my guy. Pls i need ur help, my babe wan return to school today and ATM fucked up. Abeg borrow me 20k till tomorrow.
SEGUN: lai lai, the 8k wey u borrow last time, u neva return am and u wan collect another one. I go give u the 20k only after u refund the previous 8k.
ME: Sey na because of 8k u come dey disgrace me infront of my babe? U don fall my hand I swear. Abeg i go give u the two together. Trust me.
SEGUN: lai lai, find means and give me the 8k first. Then i turned to bimpe.
Me: bimpe, pls do u have 8k with you, let me give this guy so that he can give me the 20k.
BIMPE: i dont have that amount, the only money on me is 5,500 and its a money that my friend gave me to buy weavon for her from akure.
ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since i’m giving you 20k in return, u can then sort your friend. She gave me the 5k and i gave it to segun.
ME: Now wey i don give u 5k out of 8k, can u now help me?
SEGUN: Se u know say u be aque? (Aque means goat in hausa). If not because of ur pretty girlfriend, i no go help u. Let me go home and bring the money, I will be back in 10mins time.
Immediately after segun’s departure, she gave me the surprise.
We had a hot romance which led to one round of sweet sex. 3mins after the sex, segun called, i picked and put on loud speaker.
Me: sege how far?, where is the money now?
SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As i dey come ur place the other time, i forgot to lock my door, before i reach home, dem don carry my lappy and left with the 30k I had at home.
ME: Eyah!. So sorry oo! Wetin go come happen now? Abeg se u fit return that 5k, I go find means add to it give my babe?
SEGUN: U dey mad ni. **segun hanged up the call.
Immediately after segun’s departure, bimpe looked into my eyes while she sat on the bed. “Onihaxy, I love you. You are cool, cute, gentle and caring, where have you been all this while when I was looking for a good guy?”.
She then moved close and kissed me and we started kissing passionately. I took hold of her bosoms and ooohh, they were really soft and she stiffled a moan as I touched her nipple. She said “I’m afraid that you will dump me after having sex with me because that
is how you guys always do.”, I replied,“baby u know I so much love you. If not, I won’t be running
everywhere to get money for you…,she smiled and resumed the kissing. I ripped off her top and descended voraciously on her swollen Tits. I
furthered downward to unzip her jeans trouser. I was shocked at what I saw,bimpe was pantless… Why
pantless. I asked?. She replied“I’m not always comfortable with pants”. But I thought to my self“chaii!, swordman must have a hand in this pantless issue. She pulled down my jeans and boxers and saw my erect manliness, she simply rubbed it and den she
sat down with her legs open and her Kitty-Cat dripping wet. Chai, bimpe is not tight and I noticed something like Fluid on her Vjay hair. I slid my
condomize dick into her and she gasped. My heart skipped two beats
as i felt my dick heating up and she continued to moan louder. We switch to canine after about 4minutes of the sex
and I continued going in and out faster and she begged for more which I gave her ultimately. We lasted for the next 6mins and I cum. It was obvious that she noticed that I wasn’t excited about
the sex. What’s wrong baby? Bimpe asked. Nothing, I replied.
Bimpe: Onihaxy, do you truly love me?
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are the only guy I have in my life after breaking up with my ex. And I don’t want to suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love yinmu
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and dress up while we await uncle segun. She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked twisting the fresh fair booty as she opened the door to the
bathroom. I took my phone and checked my whatsapp messages. I got a message from sege.“Mr maga,
flash me when u are through with your girl. If I call you, make you put am for loud speaker, I want act another
drama…………..NOT YET OVER!
[PART 6] [11:40AM]
Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do I leave here now, your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his house was robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t know anybody else who can borrow me
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its 11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something to do ooooo!
****she started bahaving funny******
ME: what do u suggest I do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get T-fare for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you should call uncle segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money, but I think of. something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money. And when I send it to your account, you will refund back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought before my departure. Infact, when I went there to pick my school ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you imagine what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me money.
ME: but na waoo!, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him
ME: ok.…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get for house so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to you and he hanged up.….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help u make u come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house make we go together go meet akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for any bike oooo. Akin talk
say him fit help you with 10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200naira inside. I turned to bimpe.
ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so called akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:00 already now.
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should calculate the fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since segun is going with me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira I have with me and add it to the 200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house, stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet
On reaching segun’s house.
Me: sege how far
Sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500naira wey she hold.
Sege: confirm Ur head don dey work. How u take do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get t-fare take come ur place, she give me the 500.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi?
Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity bimpe sha.
sege: u be mumu. She pity u wen she collect ur money go Bleep person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind her say “magacology”na bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
Sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet ur babe. Tell her say akin no see him atm card make she wait till 2maro wen u go enter bank go
settle ur debit palava. Update me on whatsapp on any development
i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went home straight.
Me: sweetheart, helo
bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning knowing that I will travel
me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start going.
Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by segun.
Bimpe was sad, she frowned and started ranting. She picked her box and bag.
Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i will go to bank to settle the atm debit and give u the money.
Bimpe: i have test tomorow, i cant wait. Let me go to my cousin and beg him again hopefully he can help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the money, i will leave from there, but if i cant, i will return here to sleep. Bimpe picked her loads and left at around 1:20pm. Immediately after she left, her number wasn’t reachable again. I said to my self,“chaiii, thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this nite”?. I opened her facebook account but no recent chat. I updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to lock up that bimpe is gone. So i zeroed my mind that she has left akure and that i paid 4,500 for one
round of sex. Up till 8pm, her number isnt reachable, i dropped my fone and slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on my window. I asked“who is that?”. Its me bimpe, come and open the entrance door for me, the voice
replied……….DIS IS JST D BEGINING.
[PART 7] [9:42pm]
I jumped up, my dick suddenly got erect as i was heading towards the door and said to myself, let the fucking begin…
I ushered bimpe inside. Her face looks swollen, she looks so much unhappy. I took her bags from her and we entered the room.
Me: bimpe, what happened to your lines?, you have been unreachable, I don’t know how to find you. You have scared me……. Bla bla bla.
BIMPE: ****silence for a moment and then later talked****, my dear, I really suffered today. A lot happend that I can’t explain.
ME: pls dear, tell me anything that happened, you fought your cousin again?
BIMPE: something like that,
ME: he doesn’t give you the money?. And why?
BIMPE:: so many things are better left unsaid. I can’t just talk right now.
ME: but why were you late?
BIMPE: we were settling the quarrel. And also, he sent me on another errand. That is what took my time.
ME: eyah, so sorry. How will you go about your test now?
BIMPE: I have called my friends in my department to arrange for me. But dear, do me a favour.
ME: what’s that?
BIMPE: can you please increase the money you are collecting tomorrow to 30k pls, I have to settle my lecturer incharge of this course I should write tomorrow.
ME: no problem
BIMPE: and one more thing please
ME: what is that dear?
BIMPE: maybe you should go to that akin first to get the money incase if bank issue will not settle
tomorrow and pls make it early. Latest before 9AM.
ME: no problem
****all through this conversation, bimpe isn’t happy at all, she look disappointed. I tried to figure out what happened but I couldn’t.
BIMPE: pls I’m seriously hungry, is there anything I can eat before I take my bath?
ME: there is rice inside the pot. Go and warm it and eat.
****bimpe stood up still not smiling and went to the kitchen. While she was in the kitchen. Her fone which is on my bed gave a facebook notification sound. I knew it must be a facebook message but I couldn’t open it due to her security password. I decided
to check it later. Few minutes later, she was through with the food and she came back to the room, and said, I want to have my bath, do you care to join?. On hearing this, my body moved, my dick responded instantly. Just as I stood up to pull of my cloths, I heard another knock on my window“ko ko ko ko”****who is that?. its me seun, a voice replied. Seun is my neighbour, he occupies the first“one room selfcontain”in the compound. Our house is a block of 6 selfcons that has only one main entrance.
We all have to pass through the entrance from outside.
Seun had travelled to lagos 3days earlier and just arrived at past 10 as at the time of knocking. I went outside to open the main entrance door for him, as my sure neighbour, we went to his room, gist a little about the journey, why he came late, what he brought for me and stuffs like dat, I spent like 15minutes with seun, he gave me a long bread. I went back to the room and met adebimpe on towel pressing her phone with the 2 hands which indicates that she was chating wit someone. But she still look unhappy. As I drew close to her on the bed, she closed her facebook application, pressed the lock button and dropped the phone. Can we have our bath now?, bimpe asked. I replied YES. She went into the bathroom and I followed her.
What is wrong with you bimpe?, u look sad,I asked. She replied, “I just had a stressful day”. She removed her towel. Oh my God!, those bosoms were averagely big and firm, my dick resurrected inside my boxers, she noticed this and smile. But I could perceive the smell of “recent sex”on her which I never mind. I opened the shower, I bath first while she follows. We bleeped for like 15minutes in the
bathroom before she cum and I did the same. We left the bathroom and went to the bed. But sumthing is wrong somewhere. Bimpe is not tight and also, she neva smiled, she still looks sad after the sex. On getting to the bedroom, we had another sex but it was so boring because bimpe made it seem like a“forced sex”. No glamour, no anxiety, then I knew something must be wrong between her and her “so-called cousin”. 3minutes after the second sex, bimpe said,“please don’t forget to go out early for that money in the morning please and I want to sleep, good night. I replied also“good night”.
But I couldn’t sleep because I was worried about why bimpe is unhappy, who sent the message?, what
happened?, few minutes later, bimpe called my name twice which I didn’t respond. I pretended as if I was
asleep. She then rose up, picked her fone and headed for the bathroom. I over head her saying“please I beg u
for the sake of the love between us, pls forgive me”. Pls come online on facebook and let’s chat please”.
She“tipped-toed”back to the bed, called me again,I didn’t respond and then she started chating for another 45 minutes. I couldn’t stop her because I
want to know what transpired between her and her caller. I decided to wait till I wake up before I find out.
[PART 8] [3:58AM]
*****i woke up early around 4am, bimpe was still sleeping, I picked up my phone, opened her facebook as usual and read her recent conversations.
SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you not to call me again, what else do you want?
BIMPE: I can explain everything please.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain. I told you my neighbor who has a shop at ODA road said he saw you coming out from a house infront of his shop earlier today with your box and bag, he even said the guy saw u off to where u took bike, and when u left here today, you went back to the same house with your bag and he saw you also. He even told me the guy is your boyfriend isn’t it?. So is that your daddy’s friend you are talking about?.
BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls, let me explain.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?
BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend. I only went there to deliver message to him.
SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver message to him and he went to the chemist opposite his house to buy condom a day before you arrived?
*******chaiii!, I knew its badmus the chemist guy infront of my house. I was there on friday to buy condom before bimpe’s arrival, and when I saw bimpe off. On my way home, he called me and said my babe is beautiful oooo. He asked, is that the new catch?. I said“no ooo, we have been dating for the past 5 months and she used to come around. Maybe u don’t notice”; Ur condom don expire ooooo, the thing dey quick burst. I only make mouth and joked that day. And I remember he used to tell me he lives in ijoka at sunday bustop.
……Back to the chat.
BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with him please.
SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the quicksex we had this afternoon, I traced ur destination with a bike
as u were going and it matched the exact location I heard of?. So all this years that we have been dating, you have been cheating on me?.
BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not my boyfriend and I don’t love him, u are the only one I love. U remembered I said I want to visit you in akure this month which you said you don’t have money on you, but I missed you and which to see you and feel ur arms again after 3months that we hadn’t see, then I told him I want to come to akure to see him, he fell for it and sent me Tfare. That’s how I got to akure and after seeing him for 10mins, I came down straight to ur place to spend the rest of my stay. please understand.
SWORD: and decided to go back to him to collect another T-fare without having sex with him?
BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He so much seem to like me that he can give me anything. But its you that I love sodiq. I love you so much. I just used him and exploit him to get close to the person that I love which is you please.
SWORD: so how do u explain the condom he bought?
BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’t allowed him to kiss me, u and I have been dating for 2years now, I can’t just cheat on you.
SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will not have sex this night?
BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin and that I don’t want to be touched till my wedding nite which he agrees to. Pls believe me, am just using him and
exploiting him pls. If I don’t love you, I won’t stay till that late nite before leaving your place.. Plssss.
SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u were leaving my place previously, why don’t you take transport with
that and travel?
BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money to make my hair, and I want to exploit this guy to get my Tfare and some provisions. Its because of the love I have for you that makes me not to bother you about my needs. Pls sodiq, don’t make this thing complicated
SWORD: thanks for all the sweet sex anyways. My regards to your new boyfriend and don’t ever call me again, I mean it. Bye. **********chaiiii, na me be“exploitation and usability mugu?” Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today. I woke her up, looked into her eyes and said it boldly for the first time. Bimpe,“I want to have sex”
BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m not an intimacy gadget that you can just pick and play with.
ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite now please.
BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this morning. Just go out and get me money to go to PHC today please.
ME: so u are refusing me?
BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the money you promised, we can then have a good sex.
ME: then I am not in the mood to go out also. How will I need love making from my girl and she will refuse it. And I will try to please her whenever she
BIMPE:. ****frowned face*****, so its because of the money you wanted to give me that is making you to wake me up for sex?. Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I can’t survive without your money?”
******** bimpe started ranting*********
She stood up, arranged her bag, wore her sandals and left the house.
****i remain inside without any motive to look for her. I said to myself,“atleast, I have had a Bleep of the value of my money.
I picked my phone to update segun about the latest happenings.
He hailed me on whatsapp saying“mr maga don dey get sense be that.
Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing meditation on how the day would look like, then I saw
my door opened, and behold, I saw bimpe. Back intothe room with her bags*****
BIMPE:, see, I didn’t come
back because of the money you want to give me. I only came back because I love you
ME: baby, you know I loved you too, I am so sorry for my
approach the other time. Its because of my uncontrollable urges.
BIMPE: its ok dear.
Bimpe dropped her back, sat on the bed with me and came closer.
“Onihaxy, u know I love you so much, I came all the way from PHC just because of you. Why are you treating me like this?” Bimpe said.
I am sorry once again. Pls forgive me.
I pulled bimpe closer, placed her back on my chest, I wrapped her in my arms and “yinmu” on her. I bend my head forward and kissed her, she responded and held my head towards her. We kissed passionately. Then I dipped my
hand into her round neck blouse, located her nipples again and started
handling them. I squeezed and
pressed. This time, bimpe
started moaning softly. Then I moved my hands down to her mini-
skirt, I pulled it up; behold, bimpe is pantless. I started fingering-bleeping, I dipped one finger in, twisting it and
knocking the walls of the Kitty-Cat.
I increased it to 2 fingers, then 3 fingers. I stopped finger-bleeping and began tilting her female-core. I pulled off her shirt and sucked the bosoms.
Bimpe’s moaning increased. She turned
aroung, grabbed my erected dick and covered it with her mouth. She suck-licked and spat on it.
After few minutes of sucking, I dipped my hand under my mattress, picked my condom, wore it and lie down down on my back. Bimpe sat on my pointed dick and start the “woman at the top pounding”. Ohhhhh!, yeeeeeah!, huuuuuuch!, hmmmmmm!,Heeeee!, give it to me baby! bimpe moaned at different tempo, going up and
hitting her a$$ on my thigh. She twisted round and began a “reversed
cow girl” sex. I was having a good view of her a$$ while she was moving up and down on me. I pushed her forward into a kneeling position and stroke her from the back.
Bimpe was shouting, harder baby!, faster! faster!, deeper! deeper!, mess. So many tones and tempos. I wasn’t
responding to well because its a “mission sex”. We kept switching position till we were both tired at around past 11am. We both lied Unclad on the bed and slept off.
*********wake up, wake up, wake up!. I
heard someone tapping me. It was bimpe. I opened my eyes and found bimpe on the bed well dressed up.
Bimpe: hurry up to get the money and let me start leaving
BIMPE: why smiling dear, did I say anything funny?
ME:****i looked straight into her eyes and said to her*******
Adebimpe, you are not getting a single kobo from me.
Bimpe:**** was shocked and restless*** Abeg if na joke, just stop
Bimpe: if na joke, u better stop am
ME: **i looked at her straight face****, just kidding dear. I only want to study ur “anger management”.
BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?, I’m set already.
ME: I thought of something, banks don’t resolve debit issue in a day. So let me call akin, *****i picked my phone, made a fake call as I distance myself a bit from bimpe to avoid Bleep up************ “ok akin, thanks bro. I will come there with segun
to get it right away”, then I hanged up…
BIMPE: hmmmm, those promise and fail
friends you have abi?
ME: no dear, Akin is not like that, he is a
good guy unlike segun. He is so nice dear. So let me call segun to inform him.
BIMPE: ok, go ahead and make the call
*****i picked my fone, dialled segun’s
number. I told him we should meet at akin’s place this morning to get the money****, I hanged up
ME: bimpe, I’m going to miss you dear
BIMPE: me too
ME: when next are we seeing?
BIMPE: whenever u are ready to finance the journey. But this time, u will send TO and FRO money to avoid another delay.
ME: ok dear.
*****i moved closer to her, grabbed her
head and kiss her again, she responded and reciprocated. I whispered into her ear, “I want to feel you one more time baby”. She resisted at first. When
she saw my frowned face. She came over to me, and said
BIMpE: but why do u like sex dis much?
ME: Its not like that, I just don’t like to be rejected when I needed it.
BIMPE: do u truly love me?
ME: yes of course
BIMPE: then why the rush?
*********i knew bimpe is not giving in this time, so I started calling her sweet names, telling her sweet words, reminded her of how I loved her, how we will run our home when married.
BIMPE: then why don’t u propose to me and engage me?
ME: you know this is the first time of our meeting, all my proposing plan is still our next meeting, I want to make it a surprise to you.
******bimbe was just quiet, so I moved
closer to her and kissed
her, we started kissing so passionately, I moved my hands down
to her shirts, she held my hand and said ” I don’t want to scatter
my dressing, just wait”.
She unhooked her trouser, pulled it down with her pants to knee
level. Bends and positioned her a$$ to me. “Onihaxy” now u can
get what you want” she said. Without wasting time. I pulled off my boxers, raised the mattress, picked a condom, wear it and slid it in from the back. It was so sweet that she keeps moaning, yeeeah! babyyy! I will miss youuuuu,baby I love uuuuu, oooouch.
Switching tempos. Finally, I cum after 8minutes. She clean up with tissue, while I did the same.
BIMPE: now that you are satisfied, can you go now?
ME: ok *********i dashed out of the house to meet segun*********
Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the liver to tell her make she dey go without
SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her
messages, show it to her and pursue her comot.
ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500balance?
ME: something like that.
SEGUN: oya “rinso” make I go finish her for you.
ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.
SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but certified mumu. Abeg waka make we go.
*******we left his house and got to my
apartment*************** segun greeted bimpe.
SEGE: our wife, how you dey?
BIMPE: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the last robbery incident,
SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my
MUMU friend cause am, if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been robbed.
*********by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos I was afraid*********
BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooooo, I no like
dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people oooo
SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, he
suppose know say another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this akure?
BIMPE:*****was curious****** which babe? ****turns to me****
onihaxy, so u get another babe for this
akure? Upon how I loved you?,
SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk to.
BIMPE: me?*****raised eye brow*****
SEGE: yes, we know you be sex machine so te “sodiq”
wey dey live ijoka, Sunday bustop to be precised. How u sleep
there for 2 nites, how u went there yesterday for quickee, how u
suck………….. ****now I was vibrating, just watching the two of them with my
mouth sealed, my heart was beating
BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what is the meaning of the rubbish your friend is saying?. And you are there?, u can’t talk?. Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey
SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here.
****segun collects my fone, opened facebook and started reading all the conversations out from beginning to the end.
BIMPE:****sober and started crying and
faced me******baby, I can explain this, its not what you think
ME: ********looked her with a little
courage****** nothing to explain bimpe. Whatever segun says is
SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or else I will molest you.******segun start to pull off his belt*******
BIMPE: please I will leave*****turned to
me******baby pls for God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain. *****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like stopping segun but he looks to determined. I couldn’t watch bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.
**********that was the last time I saw
bimpe. 2days later, she blocked me on her facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM. I tried calling her so many times but she will not pick up.